News 2
News Date: Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Person can talk to plants
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left neighbors questioning everything, local man Todd Reynolds, 32, has claimed that after just one week of using a meditation app, he can now "hear his plants talk" and is convinced they are "basically his new roommates."
“I was just doing the breathing exercises, right?” Reynolds said, sipping what he describes as his "chill tea" — an unidentifiable beverage made of kale, turmeric, and "good vibes." "And then, BAM! I’m sitting there and suddenly, my ficus starts asking me if I’ve been drinking enough water. It’s wild.”
“I was just doing the breathing exercises, right?” Reynolds said, sipping what he describes as his "chill tea" — an unidentifiable beverage made of kale, turmeric, and "good vibes." "And then, BAM! I’m sitting there and suddenly, my ficus starts asking me if I’ve been drinking enough water. It’s wild.”